Brits in a D.C. Destination Hotel

Cockney bloke at continental breakfast: “Y’ snore? Gary snores!”

Bloke’s second: “He snores. She snores. They all snore!”

Girl they were addressing: “I onl’ snore when I’m’ not at home. I don’t like snoring. I don’t like to be known as a snorer.”

Too late.

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