A woman sits with a friend at a Starbuck’s table at the Towson Town Center. She’s wearing her mall gear: A tailored gray fleece jacket, yoga pants, a Burberry bag, and blonde pony tail.
Her friend asks: “How many millions of dollars do you think they have?”
Tailored Burberry Blonde: “Between the two of them?”
She pauses to consider the finances of the couple they are discussing. “It’s not like they have 20 or 30 million. Maybe closer to five.”
They both sip their five-buck drinks, and then diss’ a house the couple now has up for rent.
TBB concludes. “It’s not as big as my parent’s house. It only has a one-car garage.”