Overheard at Einstein Bros. Bagels: Part II

Four-year-old boy: “I’m going to give a speech as the Mayor of Kiddie Land.”

Mother across table: “Do you mean Mayor or President of Kiddie Land.”

Boy: “I’m going to give a speech.”

Mother: “If you give a speech, that means you’re delivering a speech.”

Boy: “Do you want to hear what my speech says?”

Mother: Silence . . .

Boy: “Greetings All Kiddies!!!”

Mother: A laugh, and then exuberant applause.


Note: Watch for the three-part “Charles Village Observed” by The IFN Writers, starting Dec. 21.


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